My Xbox just caught on fire! (Update 4)

Sordid History:

• Update 3
• Update 2
• Update 1
• My Xbox just caught on fire!

Update 4:

> If nothing else, this could be a pretty cool example of efficiency. This whole process is supposed to take 2.5 weeks round trip.

So, this is kind of the "non-update".

Three days, and no UPS box for my Xbox pick up. Half a week of the 2.5 weeks round trip eaten up.

And the clock is ticking:

• September 8 -- (Today)
• September 13 -- Kingdom Under Fire: Heroes
• September 20 -- X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse
• September 20 -- Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
• September 26 -- Ultimate Spider-Man

Plus I'm paying for unused Xbox Live ...