My Xbox just caught on fire! (Update 6)

Sordid History:

• Update 5
• Update 4
• Update 3
• Update 2
• Update 1
• My Xbox just caught on fire!

Update 6:

The empty UPS box for shipping my Xbox back showed up last night, so I packed up and shipped the electrical fire stinking chunk o' plastic and metal to some repair Xbox repair facility in Kentucky.

Oh, and I changed references to "fire!" in this blog thread to orange. Because I have that kind of time ...